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I am a Self-proclaimed Genius
Thelazydog
16/United States
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Last Visit: 107 weeks ago
I assume I need no introduction
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
1. Put your library on shuffle.
2. Post the first line from each of the first 45 songs it plays
3. Make people guess. Name the artist too if you can. DON'T CHEAT.
4. Cross it out when someone gets it.
This is going to be nearly impossible. I apologize in advance but it's my Shuffle's fault. Bad Shuffle!
1. "Now I’m of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret. Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name”
2. “The smokestack spitting black soot into the sooty sky. The load on the road brings a tear to the Indian’s eye.”
3. “Ageless beauty. Cruelty makes its holes. But on the shoreline. Time will hold its promise.”
4. “I’ve been waiting, pacing along the halls ever since you left here. I’ve been cleaning, scrubbing the plates and weeding out the garden, dear.”
5. “I want to live where soul meets body. And let the sun wrap its arms all around me.”
6. “On our picture shelves. Statues mocking me. Tell me how am I supposed to feel? How am I not put at ease?”
7. “When you can’t find the hours. Days keep on slipping through. Avenues under construction. Blocking out your sky blues.”
8. “Coin-operated boy. Sitting on the shelf, he is just a toy.” (This is the freebie!)
9. “All the dams will give. At the end, at the end, at the end. Of the world. Will you swim for me?”
10. “Everybody’s trying to be the best. What about the girl with the loneliness? I like your sundress.”
11. “I was just bony hands as cold as a winter pole. You held a warm stone out new flowing blood to hold.”
12.“Used to be one of the rotten ones and he liked you for that. Now you're all gone, got your make up on and you're not coming back”
13. “And I was a boy from school. Helplessly helping all the rules. And there was a boy at school. Hopelessly wrestling all his fools.”
14. “I was never young. Even as a child. I was never young. I’ve always felt beguiled.”
15. "“Come down, come down, Shekina. We’ll engage eventually. I will tick and tock for you. Shake your mother’s hips for me. “ (What the fuck?)
16. "“I never loved nobody fully. Always one foot on the ground. And by protecting my heart truly. I got lost in the sounds.”
17. “Far away. This ship is taking me far away. Far away from the memories. Of the people who care if I live or die.”
18. "When your only friends are hotel rooms. Hands are distant lullabies.
If I could turn around. I would tonight"
19. "Rain falls, quickly wetting my hair and clothes. My cries fall upon her deaf ears, more tears" (Wins the award for most emo first line)
20. "Skipping beats, blushing cheeks; I am struggling. Daydreaming bed scenes in the corner cafe"
21. "There's a place your mother goes when everybody else is soundly sleeping. Through the lights of Beacon Street and if you listen you can hear her weeping."
22. "We came down from the north. Blue hands and a torch. Red wine and food for free. A possibility"
23. "Gravity is a factor. Feel it pulling you in.It gets under your skin
And you just sink in."
24. "I see the darkness in your eyes. I taste darkness in your eyes. I'm headin' to the city of love. Blue city of love. Strange city of love"
25 "All the women in the factory. When their faces blow a fuse it's a miracle. I have to feed them facts to be alone. Magnifico!" (Ok I think that takes the prize overall)
26. "I’m gonna stay right here with you. Cause you’ll be giving up the secrets of your trade and then put your little demon inside me. Til I’m made no less than utterly possessed."
27. "On a river of sighs a boat came toward me. A flimsy disguise covered the devil who sang from a songsheet of how modern life’s a bore"
28. "My clothes don't fit me, and my friends don't like me and the furniture is giving me a rash"
29. "Please slow it down. There's a secret magic past world that you only notice when you're looking back at it. All I wanna do is turn around"
30. "Let's pretend we never met. Forget just what to expect. Clean the slate, and reset. I'm pleased to meet you!"
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Are you ready?
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*~ If you're moved by my noise, then you're the same monster as me. ~*
-Pierrot: Neogrotesque
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(__)__, people who dislike cats must have been mice in a previous life X3 [link]
You have been struck by the random GOLLUM!
RULES:
You must GOLLUM the person who GOLLUMed you
You must GOLLUM at least five people
"Yess Preciousss"
Hahaha. Moo. d=
~pRiN
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And Pippin kicks ass.
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